I'm sad to say that Snark didn't really do anything today. :( I followed him around all day, but no actions were performed by the lovely Snark. So I must leave you with random tidbits about him. :D

I like to imagine that Snark is a white male, roughly 5'9"-5'10". I hope he has blonde hair and green eyes, because that would just be to DIE for. I know he lives in California somewhere, so I'm guessing he's as tan as Adonis, which is pretty fucking hot. I'm going to move to California just to be closer to Ash. (OMG did I tell you? His name is Ashley, how cute is that?)

Anyways, Snark, if you're reading this, I love you. So so much.