Sunday, April 15, 2012

I'd like to believe that today, Snark crafted a Broucey Ring for Jesus, after being personally requisitioned by god. Shortly after, the Pope issued him to create a new ring for him! All of this was preceded, however, by his exploits through Amakna Rat Dungeon and a quiet stroll through Otomai's Canopy.


While in Amakna Rat Dungeon, Snark was faced with many perilous foes! He marched through wave after wave of vicious rodents, only to be rewarded with a fight with their bosses, Black Rat and White Rat. Upon seeing Snark, however, Sphincter Cell himself decided to intervene! Never had such a mighty foe stepped into his presence. It was then that Snark, with nerves of steel, stood up to Sphincter Cell and said "Hey, let me eat your sphincter, Sphincter!" Sphincter Cell did not abide, and instead attacked Snark with all that he had. In the end, though, Snark had proven his snuff, and did indeed eat Sphincter's sphincter. Now he has the power of Snark-Hunter AND a sphincter!








This is post one of a new revolutionary blog in which we'll follow the actions of the number one Dofus Superstar! Snark-Hunter has laid dormant far too long, it's time the ladies know which man is at the top of the food chain! 


And Snark, if you're reading this, you're my hero. I love you tremendously. :'D

1 comment:

  1. Hello! I met you the other day asking to join your guild! I was a level 80 then, but I'm 90 now! You let a level 67 join, so can I now?

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