Wednesday, April 25, 2012
Friday, April 20, 2012
Sooo I haven't posted in a couple of days, mostly because I've been busy with real life stuff. Anyways, I haven't really seen my Snark around the zaap much either >.< Maybe he's avoiding me? I hope not :/ I love him.
By the way, if you guys haven't figured out, I'm using the name Seth as an alias so he doesn't find out who I really am :/ would be totes awkward. But boy does seeing Ash really rustle my jimmies e.e Gets me all worked up, know what I'm saying? Anyways, I don't really have much else to say tonight.. I haven't seen Snark in a few days, so I don't have any real fun news about him. D: If I get any news, you'll be the first to know, though!
Thanks for following guys, sorry it's been kinda slow. :'( Will work on getting a picture of Ash for my next post! I bet he's sooooo handsome!
By the way, if you guys haven't figured out, I'm using the name Seth as an alias so he doesn't find out who I really am :/ would be totes awkward. But boy does seeing Ash really rustle my jimmies e.e Gets me all worked up, know what I'm saying? Anyways, I don't really have much else to say tonight.. I haven't seen Snark in a few days, so I don't have any real fun news about him. D: If I get any news, you'll be the first to know, though!
Thanks for following guys, sorry it's been kinda slow. :'( Will work on getting a picture of Ash for my next post! I bet he's sooooo handsome!
Monday, April 16, 2012
I'm sad to say that Snark didn't really do anything today. :( I followed him around all day, but no actions were performed by the lovely Snark. So I must leave you with random tidbits about him. :D
I like to imagine that Snark is a white male, roughly 5'9"-5'10". I hope he has blonde hair and green eyes, because that would just be to DIE for. I know he lives in California somewhere, so I'm guessing he's as tan as Adonis, which is pretty fucking hot. I'm going to move to California just to be closer to Ash. (OMG did I tell you? His name is Ashley, how cute is that?)
Anyways, Snark, if you're reading this, I love you. So so much.
I like to imagine that Snark is a white male, roughly 5'9"-5'10". I hope he has blonde hair and green eyes, because that would just be to DIE for. I know he lives in California somewhere, so I'm guessing he's as tan as Adonis, which is pretty fucking hot. I'm going to move to California just to be closer to Ash. (OMG did I tell you? His name is Ashley, how cute is that?)
Anyways, Snark, if you're reading this, I love you. So so much.
Sunday, April 15, 2012
BREAKING NEWS
OMG I SAW SNARK AT -2,0 TODAY AND HE WAS SOOOO CUTE.
But then some asshole Maes-Hughes turned him brown. I hate that dumbass. ._. I wish he'd leave Snark alone. How is Snark going to win Bananaquil's heart with that douche interfering?! Ugh, I wish Snark would try to date me instead. I'd date him so fast his mom would go back in time.
Anyways, that's it for the night. Thanks for letting me gush. :3
But then some asshole Maes-Hughes turned him brown. I hate that dumbass. ._. I wish he'd leave Snark alone. How is Snark going to win Bananaquil's heart with that douche interfering?! Ugh, I wish Snark would try to date me instead. I'd date him so fast his mom would go back in time.
Anyways, that's it for the night. Thanks for letting me gush. :3
15 April 2012 à 00:41:01,Snark-Hunter a crafté Fungal Ring.- 15 April 2012 à 00:09:42,Snark-Hunter a crafté Lethaline's Boots.
- 15 April 2012 à 00:05:47,Snark-Hunter a crafté Anium Ligature.
Unfortunately, Ash wasn't very busy today. It seems all he did, so far, was make a few items. I'd like to believe that the items were requested by someone of power. Possibly the Flying Spaghetti Monster of legend! Who knows, really, who Snark created these masterpieces for. I can assure you, though, that he signed these items with his own personal brand of ink.
I imagine he's just resting, so that tomorrow he can lead a battle against evil in the World of Twelve! Dofus needs a hero, and Snark-Hunter is just the person to bring justice to the game. All hail Snark!
See you again tomorrow, fans! Hopefully we'll see Snark, too. :D
14 April 2012 à 22:39:51,Snark-Hunter a crafté Minotot Belt.- 14 April 2012 à 06:13:01,Snark-Hunter a crafté Broucey Ring.
- 14 April 2012 à 04:30:05,Snark-Hunter defeated Snailmetalika the Garagician.
- 14 April 2012 à 04:11:40,Snark-Hunter defeated Moops the Bubbleboy.
- 14 April 2012 à 02:53:00,Snark-Hunter defeated White Rat.
- 14 April 2012 à 02:53:00,Snark-Hunter defeated Sphincter Cell.
- 14 April 2012 à 02:53:00,Snark-Hunter defeated Black Rat.
I'd like to believe that today, Snark crafted a Broucey Ring for Jesus, after being personally requisitioned by god. Shortly after, the Pope issued him to create a new ring for him! All of this was preceded, however, by his exploits through Amakna Rat Dungeon and a quiet stroll through Otomai's Canopy.
While in Amakna Rat Dungeon, Snark was faced with many perilous foes! He marched through wave after wave of vicious rodents, only to be rewarded with a fight with their bosses, Black Rat and White Rat. Upon seeing Snark, however, Sphincter Cell himself decided to intervene! Never had such a mighty foe stepped into his presence. It was then that Snark, with nerves of steel, stood up to Sphincter Cell and said "Hey, let me eat your sphincter, Sphincter!" Sphincter Cell did not abide, and instead attacked Snark with all that he had. In the end, though, Snark had proven his snuff, and did indeed eat Sphincter's sphincter. Now he has the power of Snark-Hunter AND a sphincter!
This is post one of a new revolutionary blog in which we'll follow the actions of the number one Dofus Superstar! Snark-Hunter has laid dormant far too long, it's time the ladies know which man is at the top of the food chain!
And Snark, if you're reading this, you're my hero. I love you tremendously. :'D
While in Amakna Rat Dungeon, Snark was faced with many perilous foes! He marched through wave after wave of vicious rodents, only to be rewarded with a fight with their bosses, Black Rat and White Rat. Upon seeing Snark, however, Sphincter Cell himself decided to intervene! Never had such a mighty foe stepped into his presence. It was then that Snark, with nerves of steel, stood up to Sphincter Cell and said "Hey, let me eat your sphincter, Sphincter!" Sphincter Cell did not abide, and instead attacked Snark with all that he had. In the end, though, Snark had proven his snuff, and did indeed eat Sphincter's sphincter. Now he has the power of Snark-Hunter AND a sphincter!
This is post one of a new revolutionary blog in which we'll follow the actions of the number one Dofus Superstar! Snark-Hunter has laid dormant far too long, it's time the ladies know which man is at the top of the food chain!
And Snark, if you're reading this, you're my hero. I love you tremendously. :'D
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